But that's ok. You can work for less than the minimum quite easily, so long as you do not mind if your death goes unnoticed.

But that's not all!

For you lucky, lucky boneheads with white skin, we will allow you to rent a house, and pay off someone else's bond, while we entice your children into anal prostitution.

As most New Zealand men are complete dickless faggots, even when they can pluck up the courage to pay for a little girl, they prefer anal sex anyway, especially the politicians who pay themselves massive salaries so that they can afford their little indulgences. And then, do nothing more than increase the local rates by hundreds of percent at a time. Especially on the North Shore where all the illegal immigrants live.

But why do you care?

After all, most people that migrate to the arse-end of the world only do so because it is seen as a white country that is easy to get into. So now you can be safely hidden from your own country, where, no doubt, you have fled from, with loads of stolen money. This is the typical New Zealander's origin. Did you know that New Zealand was where all the escaped convicts ran away to, when Australia was a penal colony? That's right. New Zealand immigration is for thieves who do not believe that thievery is wrong!

And that is grand, as New Zealand has been named as a 'Switzerland for thieves.' So they do not mind if you have lots of money for bribes. All that stolen Apartheid money has to end up somewhere. And we always wondered, here in the free world, where did all those White South African racists actually go? With all the loot stolen in the 2001 currency surge that saw the rand lose so much value, in just weeks.

Strange how that currency surge happened, just 2 months after September the 11th...

But New Zealand is not only for criminal South African racists on the run from their dirty past, hell no! Russians, Bosnians, Chinese, English, Algerians, Koreans, and Americans are all welcome to this little den of thieves.

Australians? Not actually, they have wind of the place. The only Australian I met, seemed to be a South African who may have spent a little time in oz, and was doing his best to hide his African accent and origins.

New Zealand actually only has a single point of IQ between the lot of them, (they share it, but it rests on Sundays). And as for ethics and honesty? Not a single bloody scruple amongst the lot.

So, if you are a crook, who has nowhere else to run to. If you have pretty children to legally sell into the sex trade, or if you are just completely ignorant of anything vaguely resembling common sense and reason, then New Zealand is the place for you!

Looking for a job? Hey you can be some faggot politician's bum-whore! Wow! Won't that be fun. Or, if you prefer, you can sell your son!

But that's not all!

New Zealanders are such two-faced bullshitters, that while they 'say no to nukes', they happily import Australian electricity that has been generated by nuclear power. What total suckers the Australians are!!

So, if you are a nazi racist, a faggot, a whoremonger, or if you just feel like selling your children into prostitution, then New Zealand is the place for you!!!

What are you waiting for?

After all, who wants to live in a world that cares about the future, that cares about children, that cares about anything?

Hey you can always just become an immigration consultant, and entice all your people back home into New Zealand! Its all the rage! Takapuna is the place to be!

Just remember that warning on your passport that says 'You may only stay for 3 months, You may not work' is only for a laugh. And the strict import policy? Hahahaha! There is sooo much being imported illegally by the traditional little New Zealand yacht, that that is done just to keep out the competition.

And if you happen to be a young couple, the male will be excluded and the woman will be included in all immigration decisions, like most New Zealand immigration policy. Your rights are guaranteed to be crapped all over and trampled on. As a male you will be told 'You opinion does not count.'

And after some time, you will become a Kiwi! That's right, a flightless bird, too stupid to protect itself against predators. With a woman twice the man's size, that pecks it on the head as often as it can, seeing as though it has nowhere left to try and fly away to.

The most ironic thing about New Zealand stupidity, is that they call themselves the 'All Blacks'. At least the soccer team says it like it is. But their rugby team has always used underhanded tactics to achieve its results. Most probably they make faggot moves on the opponents to scare them away.

How long did that Irish guy, Brian O'Driscoll last? He is without doubt the best rugby player the world has ever seen. So what do the great All blacks do? Intentionally injure him in the first few minutes of the tour. Typical All Blacks. Ireland and Britain should actually just never go there again. That has to be the most disgusting most unsporting event in the history of World Sport. I cannot think of a worse case of bad sporting behavior. What a bunch of jealous faggots. What a bunch of soulless losers. No wonder they had the world cup taken away from them. No rugby team should ever go anywhere near that place again. Let them play with themselves. There is nothing in New Zealand except daft rugby players anyhow. And they have shown us how they achieve their results. Intentional foul play is the only way an All Black team has ever won a rugby game.